Latino's main goal in bettering humanity involves none other than Lucy and Sasha. He really would like to donate them. He has been wanting to do so for years now, and I am a stumbling block in his plans. Latino tells the cats that we can find them a new home where they will be so happy. Every so often when I'm frustrated with Lucy jumping on the table or I'm vacuuming up cat hair, Latino will remind me of his idea. "Maybe there is a possibility you could reconsider donating them."
Lately he came up with a new plan. "We should give Lucy away. If someone gives us $2 million, then we'll give them the cat." I replied, "I love her, but even I'm not sure she would be worth that kind of money to someone. They might not even pay $10 for her. She's feisty as heck!" Latino explained that I was misunderstanding him. "No, they would not be paying $2 million for her. It's like if you donate $5 and you receive candy in appreciation for your donation. You know the candy is not worth that much, but it's about donating. She would be the appreciation gift for the donation." He then redirected his statement to the cat. "You're worth $2 million, Lucy. We just have to find the right candidate."
Now accepting: $2 million
Donator will receive an appreciation gift*
*not a cat
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