Monday, April 28, 2014

Battle of the Boxes

One thing I do not understand about cats is their desire to be in tight spaces. One of my favorite photos I have seen online has several boxes on the ground, each with a cat in it. The caption said, "The cat traps are working." My cats are no exception, especially Sasha. One day Latino brought in a cardboard box and conveniently left it on the living room floor. Sasha claimed it as her own promptly and she barely left it for days. Latino decided that she liked the box because it was a gift from him. "Who gave you that box, Sasha? You like it because it is from me, right?"

Sasha eventually started losing interest in the box. Latino said it was because the box was not clean and that I do not seem to care enough to clean it. Shortly thereafter, I brought my own special box and placed it right next to the original. Sasha flocked to it and made it her new nest. The box has a portion of the side cut out which provides a little ledge to rest her head. She even stopped harassing Latino in the kitchen because she was too cozy in her box.



The competition ensued between Latino and me. I was delighted that Sasha was choosing the box from me, and Latino loved to play off this and attempt to ignite jealousy in me. He began transferring her to the box from him. Sometimes she jumped straight into my box; sometimes she did not. I must admit I felt victorious when she selected my box, like for a brief period of time she forgot that Latino is her new favorite person. Soon Latino's theory was that she preferred whichever box was furthest from the wall. We began playing musical boxes and moving them to determine if the location in the room would affect which box she chose. Latino continues to antagonize me because he thinks it is hilarious that I get so excited when she prefers my box.

My favorite part of the battle is listening to Latino trying to convince Sasha about the benefits of his box. "That box is tall, grande, and sturdy. You can tell it is good quality just by looking at it. The other box is cheap!" We are comparing apples to apples here, but Latino makes it sound like he constructed her a throne made out of gold.


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Monday, April 7, 2014

Achoo!

I, Gringa, have always struggled with allergies. Up until the spring of 2012 I was only aware of being allergic to dust mites. When I got retested that spring I learned I had acquired allergies to four types of pollens and to dogs. Additionally, to my dismay and to Latino's delight, I was also allergic to cats.

Latino asked what I was going to do with the cats. I replied that I was not going to do anything with them. Why should I? He pointed out that they make me sneeze. I tried explaining that I signed up to be their guardians for the length of their lives. Latino could not understand. "I don't know why you keep cats that make you sick."

Fortunately, allergy shots, nasal spray, and an occasional Claritin do wonders. I cannot escape the dust mites either, so why get get rid of the cats? They bring me joy!

Perhaps this is why he tried the whole "I'm allergic to cats" trick on me when we started dating. He must have thought it would prompt me to redistribute them. But if I won't get rid of the cats for my own allergies, he knows he does not stand a chance of getting rid of them for his "allergies." Nice try, Latino.


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